Are you still confused why your friend had a baby on purpose? Are you not so secretly more concerned about the state of your friends vagina? Ask her what you really want to know, and also inquire about the new kiddo with this funny greeting card great for new moms!

Are you sending this card as a gift or with a gift?! You have the option to add a Gift Message! If you would like, we can add it to this card for you. All you have to do is type out your Gift Message and let us know you want it written in this card. If you have more than one message or more than one card, please be specific. If we have questions we will follow up to clarify.

If you just want the card to give yourself, no need to fill out the Gift Message, we will know to toss it in with the rest of your order.